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And I though i had issues with my brother

I’m not sure how this lets us claim the place as our turf, but it does make sense in and of itself

Staging the coup, the nerve of him, hmpf

Pick your poison, either the laws are decided by Mewt’s tantrums or the unhinged psyche of the Judgemaster who has no check on his power

They were biased before? My explanation is just a vain attempt at making sense of all this

So yeah, it’s a coup then if they’re not taking orders from the palace, then the judges just usurped the government

Seeing as how he can use a law card that makes anything illegal, I don’t think the palace would have a choice

Surprise

Why do you keep saying Mewt so melodramatically?

Flashback time

Just not physically, as Daddy needs to get back at Mommy for not being real by making her powerless as I stage a coup

Mewt is obviously a disciple of the Roland school of speech

Ass Kiss Algus, please shut up

While I do feel sorry for Mewt, I also find him to be an annoying brat

But don’t worry, he’s still incompetent like everyone else

wow, the Queen is a manipulative bitch who likes to exploit Mewt’s insecurities, if this is all Mewt’s dreams than he has  A LOT MORE psychological problems than  we see at first glance

His full name is Llednar Twem which is Mewt Randell reversed, he’s supposed to be direct opposite of Mewt who feeds off of his negative emotions, or something like that. Again, no explanation, or if there is than I am just drawing a blank

I might of missed a line here, but you can tell what’s going on

he’s also the only bishounen in the game, thankfully we don’t have to deal with anything that bish FF villains usually get. If I’m wrong here, I really do not want to know

And with that end scene

I can now learn the –aga level spells

I wonder how good a cook my clan members are, I bet we kill the guy

It should be obvious to anyone who’s familiar to the FF series what we’re dealing with here, just like at the rewards. Yes, Tonberries 

and then we use unsavory business practices to build a monopoly

Random murderer monster has a medal, what point do the laws have?

yet another disciple of the Roland speech school

And he can tell that from a walk? Since when did he gain super deduction skills?

Well said

And Roland just accepts the regime change without a problem

How many times do I have to tell you worthless morons that you should do your own damned jobs?

So in other words we have to go track down criminals who show just a little too much brotherly love to one another

only one of these guys has a medal, go figure

Stereotypical pre battle banter

Undterstatement

Flans eat wood? That’s random

Typo no.3: it should read I’ve never seen so many flans

And thus the Great Flan Hunt was begun, only ending with the complete extinction of all Flans

More what? Historic findings? What sort of findings, I smell a trap, and since we have to take it, I declare Clan Kickass a bunch of gullible halfwits

And look, it is a trap, I am not surprised at all

but the judge let me go, and he’s the leader now

Just give us a moment here guys, he’s a little slow

Seeing as how a bunch of people saw us taking the job, and it was obviously a trap to start with

And we’re just moving along here; and how could actually enforce this bounty/ The judges should regard this

It’s a trap, can’t you figure it out/

Anyone at the pub, and whoever set the trap in the first place, this isn’t hard

Nope, your ego just wants someone to watch you

And I just got steal: ability from clan level ups, this is another thing that I shoulnd’t be getting for a while

Seriously? the best you can do is bring back Clan Borzoi? They just refuse to die and are supposed to be like cockroaches, I’m going to call them Neo Nazis.

Neo Nazis have medals as well

And create a thousand year Reich!

that’s a good question, actually

One of the Assassins has a  ribbon, worth stealing if you have a Viera in order to ignore status ailments

Sieg Heil!

Under our benevolent dictatorship of course

we can always beat them so they see stars, but I don’t think you mean that do you?

Glad to know that journalism in Ivalice holds itself up to such high standards

there is only so many times that I can do a medal joke

Aw, isn’t it cute that he thinks that he can kill us?

In a rare moment of clarity, Roland also gets the joke

You freaking stole a story, that’s ethical by any stretch of the imagination

Some background is needed: after beating the Redwings you find out that they smuggled foreign animals into the country as well. while, this is a legitimate ecological concern, is there any other way that you can be xenophobic?

Not at all

that’s 12 levels higher than my average, i farmed this for as long as I could

I thought it was Glasm?

So let’s go wandering in the desert, possibly die, all to help travelers. Since I hate my clan members I have no problem sending them to die

It’s obviously the Neo Nazi tools of the Redwing. also, shouldn’t the judges be heading this since, smuggling is well illegal?

I don’t believe you! Or rather, Roland doesn’t, I don’t care either way to be honest

Be more unbelievable, really this isn’t incriminating at all

Wrong, it’s moogles, oh wait, that’s apparently the same thing to you jerks

Don’t feel bad, you didn’t even try; no wait, you’re horrible at this and should be ashamed of yourself

Probably not, not to mention I’m not sure how this qualifies as just getting evidence. Weren’t we supposed to leave it to the impotent palace?

Why would I want to do that? I’d be better off just beating both of you and stealing your stuff

I can learn Concentrate now, this pretty much breaks the game as accuracy is used in order to balance out attack power and concentrate just jacks it up to the 90% area under the worst conditions

In other words, go kill a random dog and bury them in a mine, sounds easy enough

Not really, but I don’t have much choice here so

I hope you all die

And we’ll never go hungry again, as we become zombies from dying of hunger

Nothing quite like Vigilante justice

on patrol for what? I think he’s telling us to impersonate officers of the law and be vigilantes. It’s good to teach children such valuable lessons.

This guy is actually somewhat Genre savvy, too bad we’re going to beat him

More bland battle banter

Thank you Cpt. Moral, anything else you want to tell me?

So the rose isn’t alive anymore, it would be nice if you could tell me if there was more than one or whether you’re trying to kill me in a bad trap

I don’t care, just die, please? pretty please?

Back to fighter, where I am an angel of death, moreso

but you can pay us to give these medals to pay the innkeep, as that makes perfect sense. I smell a scam.

this actually makes sense, somewhat

Remember Doned? He was the crippled little brother who has a big stake in not going back to his miserable life in the other world, as he can walk and isn’t kept alive solely by the marvels of modern medicine

Naturally Doned would have also picked something up from Roland’s speech school

and he sells us out to bounty hunters. Can’t you just feel the brotherly love?

Actually this should be surprising to Roland, as far as we know the palace or Ritz hasn’t run into Doned yet to tell him that his brother wants to drag everyone back to the other world, so why would he sell him out? Doned has issues to work out.

the prince is a bart and you couldn’t get me if I was fighting you in the nude

Glad to know that ou can identify your brother when you’re standing so close to him

And now we’re going to go Jack Bauer on your ass

Or I’ll feed this towel down your throat, and once you start to digest it, I’ll yank it right out, along with our digestive system

Well what do you know, you can get information without torture

that he has always hated you and wants you to die. Logically speaking, that’s the only it can mean. He can’t know about the crystals and he was around when the book was flashing, so its not like he shouldn't be there.

And that’s a wrap, next time more crystals! yet it’s not the end of the game